Band Line Up 2016

Footprints In The Custard are a parody metal band from the big brown bowels of Manchester and we play a horrific combination of songs about bodily functions, sexually aggressive bears, booze, time-travelling wizards and the some really strange sexual acts.

 

It’s all in bad taste and our live act has tutus and mankinis, along with various inflatables and sometimes cream. Founded in 2006 and having released our 3rd album 'The Descent Of Decency' in May 2016, FitC are on the approach to celebrating their 10th birthday as a band in style!

And by style, we actually mean drunken, multi-coloured, vomit-inducing silliness.

For fans of Evil Scarecrow, Lawnmower Deth, Psychostick, Municipal Waste and alcohol.

It’s our extreme pleasure to announce that we are playing the New Blood Stage at Bloodstock, courtesy of the Hobgoblin Metal 2 The Masses competition! We are ridiculously humbled and a bit lost for words - It really hasn't sunk in at all! This is a benchmark for any aspiring breaking band in the metal scene and we can’t wait to get our mankinis, tutus and inflatables down to Bloodstock to windmill our nuts off! (Not to mention having a few beers in the process!) Thank you so much to everyone that voted for us and really pushed our campaign – you know who you are. To be able to celebrate the weekend of our 10th birthday as a band playing at an event such as Bloodstock is an incredible feeling for us! We seriously (quite literally) could not have done this without you guys. So much love from an incredibly horny and otherwise entirely bemused Russ, Ian, Whitty, Ross and Paul xxxx Squeaky bum time!