Band Line Up 2022

The Kunts' are the band behind the people-powered Christmas top 5 hits Boris Johnson is a Fucking Cunt, Boris Johnson is STILL a Fucking C*nt, and the Jubilee single Prince Andrew is a Sweaty Nonce.

The Kunts were formed in Basildon just before lockdown in 2020 by former minor internet hit singer Kunt, who roped in one of his oldest mates Carsehole on guitar and twin brothers Rubber Jonny and Fucksticks on bass and drums.

Kunt's previous musical comedy act Kunt and the Gang toured relentlessly for over ten years and became a stalwart at the Edinburgh Fringe, winning a Malcolm Hardee award. Kunt was no stranger to controversy, having his YouTube channel shut down when a song about the Royal Family's misdemeanours started to go viral, getting banned from all Butlins resorts after an ill-advised festival booking and getting assassinated with piss by an irate Amy Winehouse fan who didn't appreciate his hearse-chasing tribute.

The Kunts took up where Kunt and the Gang left off, recording the album Kunts Punk In Your Face, a blunt, upfront comedy punk album which featured the best and worst of Kunt and the Gang's synthpop back catalogue reworked in a '77 punk style. The album spawned the tracks A Lonely Wank In A Travelodge, God Save The Queen's C*nt and the surprise number 5 hit Boris Johnson is a Fucking C*nt.

The Kunts remain completely independent, with no record label, no publisher, no manager, and no PR company pulling the strings.